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I feel like im going through the gulf war.
With diarhorea 3 days in a row + a mad frantic rush to study+ flushing down tons of pohchai pill+ so tired that i fell asleep on the toilet bowl while shitting

OKay info overload but GODDDDDDD
I want my life back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was it the yong tau fu auntie who digged her nose while cooking my food?
Was it the 2 cups of coffee?
OR AM I JUST STRESSED.

And seriously, enough of ecology! I feel like puking just looking at the textbook.
Elninos and tundras- i feel like im studying for a geog module please!

Okay. back to the books and the crazy studying routine.
At least in the gulf war, you can surrender.

My brain is terribly tormented and drained by the influx of facts and more facts everyday.
Back to the days of hibernation in the science library, the most dreaded and exhausting READING WEEK.
It doesnt help that year 2's workload is X2 of year 1's workload.
It doesnt help that i feel like a fatso with zero excercise and with the constant intake of sugary coffee to stay awake.
It doesnt help that i still have the world's most sickening report to do!!!

My teacher commented on one of my drafts saying
"rachel, this is a scientific paper. not a GP essay. DO not postulate. Bring me facts"

Sigh this makes me question myself. WHY AM I IN SCIENCE!!??

I had the most unforgettable oral experience in my life yesterday.

All my life, oral has been quite smooth-flowing for me since talking is my next forte, well after singing of course.

BUT NOT ORAL IN BAHASA.

Firstly, my oral examiner was the exact replica of professor SNAPE. (recall harry potter)
AND ITS A FEMALE. i repeat, FEMALE ORAL EXAMINER.
SHe lacked a mouth. ALl i saw was one line on her face. Her lips were sealed. That explains it. I was already visually traumatised.

so for the indivdual conversation i totally freaked out when i saw the topic that i had to talk about because obviously i prepared for other topics.

"name of your favourite film star'

Basically thats what i said:

" my favourite film star is tom cruise. (because he was the only film star we learnt about in bahasa. YES WHY DIDNT I SAY MILEY CYRUS). He is very handsome. and he has long hair. Last weekend, my family and i went to watch the film 'love happens' because tom cruise is in it. My mother did not want to watch the film because she didnt like romantic movies. But my father likes romantic movies. SO we watched the show. After watching the film, we went to eat KATONG LAKSA AT VIVOCITY (yes kill me kill me. but because katong laksa was the only food we always talked about in indo class). I like katong laksa because i like spicy food. But my mother hates spicy food. After that my family and i went shopping. I bought a piece of clothing that is red. My sister bought a piece of clothing that is blue. My father bought a shoe that was blue"

Yes i said the above in 2 mintues and with an INDIAN ACCENT Yes i have no idea why the hell have i developed an indian accent while speaking bahasa. Inter-racial mix ya? . (according to janis, my oral partner who couldnt stop laughing)
FML

Today i officially bid goodbye to Bahasa Indonesia.
Today i can officially chat up a p3 indonesian kid and would be able to say "i love you" in indo.
Today i can officially be best friends with jiayi's maid. (too bad my maid is fillipino)
Yes, im at p3 indo! 

But i really gotta say that bahasa is the best module i've taken so far and everyone should go take it. You get to pole dance for your project! What could be better dudes.

AND IM GONNA TAKE THAI NEXT SEM. so that i can converse with thai coaches! hahaha
Who wants to take thai with me!!!
We can go to thai tranny clubs and tell them exactly what we want.

Alright. The workload i have now can crush me harder than a sumo wrestler.
Exams for the WIMPS!!!!! (ftw)
Till 30th November,
goodbye civilisation.


P.S whats so good about twitter? I have too much to say to be able to twit. Dear Livejournal, i am your faithful lover, so stop spamming me with emails please. .

WHEN LAB REPORTS GET IN YOUR FACE I SAY, HAVE A NICE DAY! (BON JOVI)




Because you really need it.


2 days worth of going through tons of boring scientific journals and trying to smoke my way through my report but ending up being very very unsuccessful since citations are my worst obstacle. Who wants to swop lives with me.

The reasons why i am still alive:

- having my laptop customised hannah montana style

- having a sticker of miley cyrus dressed as a muay thai fighter on my hp (seriously i never ever dreamt of combing my two favourites: miley and muay thai = muailey thai. Pronounce after me, muailey thai.  Im so in love with muailey thai. 
(and yes i gotta thank wei tit an for that!) 

 - tanglin mall and tanglin with bff!! Omg i miss those yellow-bellow crescentian days man. The last time i went there, i did A maths. AND NOW IM GOING THERE TO work on my  LSM9283U92183974829374892 MODULE. Yes unbelievable. IM OLD.

The reaons why i want to die :

- another lab report undone

-my groin hurts thanks to multiple groin shots from muay thai. Yes i got a pussy shot! And i definitely do not want to bid goodbye to Mother's day

-another lab report undone

-finals : the end of me

and yesterday  I finally understood the meanning of brain saturation..
It was so bad that i was wondering if i was actually pursing a bachelor's degree in good memory for doing all the sick memory work.
AND NOTHING, i repeat NOTHING came out for the test.
Only those small teeny wheeny facts that i crammed in 1 hour before the test mattered.
Which means that my past week's worth of effort goes down the drain. Awesome.

OKAY OPTIMISIM RACHEL. IM NOT GONNA FROWN.

Thank God for friends like Mark and Baba who really crack me up endlessly with their sick jokes / the mocking of my boobs (yes they actually convince you to laugh at yourself) / laughing at janis because she doesnt bathe/ laughing at everyone's nationality because Indians are the best./ mocking the whole world except themselves.  
Yeah these stupid factors are actually the reason why i can survive school.  

And its November I cant believe this. It still feels like APRIL TO ME!
WHY. so there you have it. reading week is drawing near. SO are the exams. the exams. the exams. the exams.
I really hate reading week man.  (says my exhausted brain)
OKAY, time for gossip girls to DESTRESS.

p.s kim's cj photos really cracked me up!!!!!! I really really really miss CJ. Those were the carefree days when i would probably only worry  about whether the yong tau fu stall had a long queue.  HAHAH
 

This week has been TORTUROUS but okay some fun parts here and there.
But the never ending events and workload totally killed me.

3 lab sessions. 2 in the wild. 1 faced with a gazillion sea cockroaches.
Awesome i tell you. who would have thought that yours truly would be so lucky to lift up a rock that bred a nest of sea cockroaches underneath." Lucky im in love with cockroaches. lucky to have been where i have been. " (jason mraz and colbie callet)

ANd pulau ubin totally assured me that the wildlife should remain in the wild.
Trying to scan for birds as small as pearls at 7 AM IN THE MORNING is so not funny.
all i saw were trees, trees and more trees. The sun was really helpful by working extremely hard that day. I was basking in sweat and mozzie bites. Yes. my thighs. my poor thighs.
Oh besides that, i made friends with spiders. they told me to add them on facebook.
I exchanged numbers with fiddler crabs and mudskippers, they use starhub too.
Can you tell i really enjoyed myself?

But ANYWAY, highlight of the week was definitely my bahasa project day.
It was freaking awesome. ANd yes im being absolutely genuine this time.
The various performances were really cool. especially the drama performance. i remember laughing my boobs away.
Besides that, the traditional costumes were really pretty and i secretly wished i chose that instead. But after seeing jan dress up as a chicken......okay KIDDING. HAHAHA.
OH AND THE ANGKLUNG GIRLS WERE DAMN HOT. DAYMN. DAYMN DAYMN.

AND MY GROUP TOTTALLY SCREWED EVERYTHING UP.
yes we couldnt pull off our sexy pole dance. One girl fell and everyone fell along with her.
Awesome right.
SO yeah we turned on the audience's funny bone instead.
OKay la, but all in all, i had fun laughing at our group also. Because our practices were so perfect and its ironical that the real thing had to screw up like that. (why do all my performances go in the wrong way?!?! recall CMAD)

Yes, i shall now rate bahasa the best module i've ever taken so far. =)

OKay back to the books and my extremely busy lifestyle.
Im happy to say that my pile of work is taller than yaoming. (my dream boyfriend because our heights are compatible)

its so funny that when i attended my 8am lecture today, a friend actually said "hey, its real surprising to see that you actually attend lectures"

Seriously, i only skipped one 8am lecture before because there was a test on that day.
I didnt know i was that invisible and i didnt know i gave out that vibe. 
IM A MUGGER, REALLY.

to forgive and move on-

im really happy this time.
No more hatred, no more tears.

Dark clouds have cleared and i see blue skies now! =)

yes folks, happy rachel is back.

I woke up this morning with frozen toes. NOT because it was cold. But rather sprained toes. So gross and disturbing. my little grapes are broken. (i refer to toes as grapes)

ANyway best part of yesterday:
FInding hannah montana collectibles stuffed in my gloves -that is so shufen
and having the price tag still on - HAHAHA SO GARRICK.

But thanks babes! you guys are the best girlfriends i can ever find. I was literally screaming and screaming and squealing till Zhiwei asked me to shut up.

So anyway, rachel cant get down to studying! WHY WHY WHY. ANd im staying home just to study. what an irony. Maybe E-learning aint that good after all because i hate hate hate hate webcastsssssss. i would rather go for lessons and forced to listen/ grope janis to destress etc.
P.S i love the world. (kim will understand)

MId terms are over.
And im left with the consequences of my results.
(yes very bruised. even the aftermath of 10 kicks from zhiwei wouldnt be as bad as how terribly injured i am from the horrifying papers)


And i finally got my SEP! all the big wooha about 'my life is over' was for naught.
Yes, false alarm there. BIrthday girl has some luck after all.

I am also officially screwed because im so so so so addicted to gossip girls that im willing to rush home just for that.
kill me. =)

2 days ago, i saw myself at Zirca's mr Singapore 2009 supporting darryl-pearly-balls and i have no idea why im supporting him because he laughs at everything about me. (jealousy)
But oh well, at least i got to have '300' live in action with all the men parading in abs and body oil. But i officially conclude that i rather attend a female pageant because nothing beats bikini babes and wow-ing at the boobies and the different beautiful dresses.

But oh well. darryl had the largest crowd thanks to us. GO JURONG SIA.

Next week im looking forward to burning all my notes when my mids end, indonesian dance class (please dont laugh. theres such a thing called karma) and perhaps satisfying my urgent need for retail therapy. colourful nails and a good thrashing-makeout-muay thai session with ong shufen.

I still have 2 more papers, and here i am, in party-ing mood.
Gossip girls is a deadly addiction.
I also want to sit in for a good movie. (hear that girlfriends) but yes mid terms is a pain. PAINN.
I need retail therapy.  

And I actually went for training ALONE because shufen couldnt accompany me and i was DYING DYING to train. But training was really really good even though terence shouted " WITH SUCH KNEES YOU CAN ONLY TICKLE MY BALLS" . SO embarrassing and yet kinda funny. Work harder rachel. And i learnt ring craft! Its a secret kinda, muay thai witch craft. Ask me and i'll tell you.

ALright till then, mid terms here i come. Cheers to coffee and making friends with ulcers.

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why is livejournal so cute.
Omg BUS 289, my favourite day of the year. I really cant wait and cant stop thinking about it. Thats the day i would be the happiest and all smiles. hehehe

one thing i cant tolerate - unfaithfulness.
That i really cant forgive.

3 more days to 289!!!

Finally a night that im logging onto the internet without having to sign into IVLE.
Stats test was so bad today that i dont even wanna talk about it. 
This is probably the worst semester i've had so far with all the shit that has happened and oh my, dear life, please make a change for the better.
I wanna listen to high school musical songs and feel genuinely happy again..
I want my carefree-never-emo self back. =(

P.S my stamina is so bad now! I bet it was due to the drinking last week which isnt even worth it because i hate alchohol.  blame it on the al al al al al-chohol.

Dragged my feet around school like a slob today.
Sometimes i really admire my course mates. They have this never ending brain activity thing going on in their minds and they can go on and on and on and on and on and on about the lecture even after the lecture has ended.

Today's life saver - 70 cents coffee
Today's spoiler- break down of the air-conditioner in my LT. Imagine sweating profusely and tolerating Zhiwei's cold jokes. Hot n cold. Katy Perry.

Cant wait for recess week seriously, movies+ muay thai+ girlfriend outings+ studying (integrated in my lifestyle already)

ANd tmr, JANE'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION. Time flies man. Last year during her birthday we were still innocent stupid girls eating xlb at crystal jade. . So much have changed since then. At least all of us are so different now. Uni really changes your perspective in life man..

 JUST Look at me. Im no longer CInderella. IM hannah montana now.

swamped with work and really really pain in the ass SEP applications. 
 No Im doing so much just to shop at forever21 in America and experience my virgin hannah montana concert.
And Im sick of asian boobies.

ya im kidding.

So i forsee myself dragging my feet around the school library, downing cups and cups of cofee and lesser muay thai for me.
daymn. I need more hilltop trainings- rejuvenation of the soul.

P.S villa bali with the babes was good. Last day of enjoyment.